bag lady memoirs

i'm very dumb. This upsets me.

Moving into hall accommodation: notes to self

  1. I AM EMINENTLY GULLIBLE and possess no bullshit detector to speak of.
  2. Some things never change. Such as feeling like the archetypical square peg
  3. For the record, I attempted to assume the archetypical heartless bitch mantle but I really don’t have what it takes.
  4. Note to self: make secret bones. Overt bones will set you up for the classic feedback loop.

ETA. To be read in context of further revelations: see above.